destinedtobeunworthy:

hiddensmirk:

I want to be a Hobbit so badly.

1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.

I see no downsides to this.

#sometimes a wizard shows up and fucks up all your shit

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

amanda tapping just successfully broke the internet

My parents never had “the talk” with me.

and yet, i know almost everything there is to know.

Who needs parents?

ceilidh14:

omg hahahahahah

yousexytardis:

how to get away from the weeping angels tactically

cosmonation:

“Am I his girlfriend? Have you seen the guy? He’s a matchstick with hairgel.”